You may not be a farmer, but you may consider yourself farmer-ish if you own a pair of wellies, have ever tried to grow veg and like to start the day with a very strong brew (even if you don’t need to get up at 3am to get the milking underway).

You may also consider yourself farmer-ish in the Clarkson way because you tend to complain about weather, overestimate your abilities and would love to own a Lamborghini tractor – or simply because you enjoy endless tea breaks throughout the day (especially if it’s a brew in your very apt Farmer-ish 1/2 Pint Mug) thinking about what thing you’d like to do. Because let’s face it, anything can be achieved over a lot of banter and a cup of tea.