Planning to drive to Diddly Squat Farm Shop? Don’t wash your car before going, don’t wear white trainers, and don’t forget your wellies because chances are you’re about to drive into a mud bath and life will get squelchy. Alternatively, put your non-wellied feet up at home with tea in a Diddly Squat Farm There Will Be Mud 1/2 Pint Mug. (Don’t worry if you don’t own a cow to milk directly into your handmade tea mug.)